Oh dear, due to unexpected publicity & high demand, all the UndeadTeds have sold out.
But don’t fret! a whole community of unsuspecting innocent teddy-bears have been locked in a room with an infected individual. Once they’ve all been bitten it’s just a matter of time before they turn. Just a day or so.
When they do there will be more honorifically maimed teddies on this Tumblr and available to buy while they’re still fresh and dripping*
*They don’t actually drip.